Kodak Black Channels Lisa Simpson With His New Blonde Hairstyle

Kodak Black Channels Lisa Simpson With His New Blonde Hairstyle


What did Kodak Black do the moment secured his release at the border crossing. If you guessed, dye his color blonde with SuperSaiyan spikes, I’d spit my drink out. But that’s exactly what happened. Thanks to the wacky entrepreneurial spirit of a hairstylist figuratively named Despeignes Cheveux, footage of Kodak’s transformation was captured on video.

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In the spirit of customer care, Cheveux readily complied with Kodak Black’s blonde hair demands. “Kodak you ready for your transformation? This the answer I got,” she asked, in a recapitulation of the exchange written into the video like closed captioning. Instead of responding in words, all she gets is sheepish grin which she wisely interprets as a YES.

The video then jumps forward in glossing over the longwinded steps. When the video picks up again, Kodak Black looks the part of a Simpson’s character, as he grills (not grits) his teeth as he did once before at the onset of the hair dying process. “That shit be crazy,” Kodak exclaims before going completely quiet in amazement. For the remainder of the clip, Kodak Black just sits there checking himself in the mirror, without a care in the world.

The “Florida Man” is in danger of having an existing bond agreement revoked by the South Carolina authorities looking over his “sexual assault” case file – all because the bells went off in the National registry when he was docked at the border this past week. A number of self-appointed elders are preying on him to make another false step. Kodak communicated a need for deliverance on Dying To Live, something he’ll never be able to fully discern on Standard Shipping rates.