Drake's 23 Best One-Liners On 'Scorpion'

Drake's 23 Best One-Liners On 'Scorpion'


Start preparing your Drizzy Instagram pics now.

Drake's always known how to pack heat in a verse, and Scorpion is no exception.

The highly anticipated fifth studio album arrived today (June 29), confirming the rapper's fatherhood, potentially calling out some of the 6 God's ongoing feuds, and features JAY-Z, Michael Jackson and Ty Dolla $ign. Perhaps most importantly for Drake fans, the rapper provided us with enough Instagram captions to ride out the rest of summer '18.

Get your Instagram post ready and check out some of the best one-liners on Scorpion.


“My Mount Rushmore is me with four different expressions” 


“I was hiding the world from my kid”

“I know a girl happily married 'til she puts down her phone” 

“Gods Plan”

“Don't pull up at 6 AM to cuddle with me” 

“8 Out Of 10”

“The only deadbeats is whatever beats I been rappin' to” 

“Mob Ties”

“I just gave 'em two for forty million like Chappelle” 

“Cant Take A Joke”

“You know when it comes to pride, I can't put that shit aside” 

“Back and forth to Italy, my comment section killin’ me” 

“Sandras Rose”

“N—– see the crib and ask who did I steal from” 

“Crime family like the Genovese”

“You don't want drama, capisce?” 

“My house is full of supermodels just like Mohamed Hadid”

“Talk Up”

“I got your president tweetin', I won't even meet with him” 

“Is There More”

“Only problems I do are math problems with profit”

“Only lyin' I do is lyin' out in the tropics” 

“My moral compass is janky, it breaks in the south” 

“Too many Walt Disney characters, mouses and goofs” 

“It's too bad reality checks don't cover the balances due” 

“Blue Tint”

“Way this shit set up I live like Ronaldo” 

“In My Feelings”

“I buy you Champagne but you love some Henny” 

“Fuck that Netflix and chill—what's your net-net-net worth?” 

“Final Fantasy”

“Ayy, freaky like the red leather Michael” 

“March 14” 

“She not my lover like Billie Jean, but the kid is mine” 

“I promise if I'm not dead then I'm dedicated” 

“October baby for irony sake, of course”