Alex Jones Scares Masses With Insane Rant About Eating His Neighbors

Alex Jones Scares Masses With Insane Rant About Eating His Neighbors

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Alex Jones is certainly one of the biggest political hacks of our time. Let’s face it, you can be right-leaning, you can be left-leaning, but you can also be certified crazy, and that’s exactly the group Jones finds himself in on a daily basis. The InfoWars host has been peddling a lot of crazy theories throughout the course of the Coronavirus pandemic and now, he has gone full “mask off;” claiming that he is ready to resort to cannibalism if need be.

“I’ll admit it. I will eat my neighbors,” Jones said Friday. “I won’t have to for a few years ’cause I got food and stuff. … But I’m literally looking at my neighbors now and going, ‘I’m ready to hang ’em up and gut ’em and skin ’em. My daughters aren’t starving to death. I will eat my neighbors…I will.”

Jones eventually took his rant a step further, acknowledging that he would rather not become a cannibal. However, he has clearly put quite a bit of thought into this.

“You think I like sizing up my neighbor?” he continued. “I’m gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up! I’ll do it! My children aren’t going hungry. I will eat your ass! And that’s what I want the globalists to know—I will eat your ass first.”

If you are one of Jones’ neighbors, it would probably be best to either move or get a restraining order. In fact, if you’re a dinner guest at Jones’, it would probably be best not to eat the soup. You never know what could be floating around in there.

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